It has recently come to my attention that a lot of penguins who currently reside in New York City (LA) are not getting are not on the proper fish diet. Your typical penguin consumes on average 7 fish a day, however in New York these penguins are being fed as little as just 5 fish per day. This is of course, terrible news, I myself once had a penguin as a pet and I can tell you that if this sort of behaviour goes on we're going to see some strikes. Popular tv character and playboy, Pingu has stated unless things change he will quit his tv series indefinately. Stern words indeed, onto how I propose we fix this problem after a quick message from our sponsor.

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So should we stand here and just let these penguins go without food, I say No!! As such, I propose we reassign HMS Digiex to the cause and retrofit it with a catapult. Then, by donating to the Digiex cause (TM) we buy the largest amount of Tuna ever culled and catapult it from the safety of international water.


HMS Digiex with Catapult fitted