funny translations from around the world

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  1. MikkelPixel

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    post here if u got some funny translations



    Some genuine translations from around the world ...

    Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
    GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

    Hotel notice, Tokyo:
    IS FORBIDDEN TO STEAL HOTEL TOWELS PLEASE. IF YOU ARE NOT A PERSON TO DO
    SUCH A THING IS PLEASE NOT TO READ NOTIS.

    On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
    OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

    In a Tokyo bar:
    SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

    In a Bangkok temple:
    IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN EVEN A FOREIGNER IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

    Hotel room notice, Chiang-Mai, Thailand:
    PLEASE DO NOT BRING SOLICITORS INTO YOUR ROOM

    Hotel brochure,Italy:
    THIS HOTEL IS RENOWNED FOR ITS PEACE AND SOLITUDE. IN FACT, CROWDS FROM ALL
    OVER THE WORLD FLOCK HERE TO ENJOY ITS SOLITUDE.

    Hotel lobby, Bucharest:
    THE LIFT IS BEING FIXED FOR THE NEXT DAY. DURING THAT TIME WE REGRET THAT
    YOU WILL BE UNBEARABLE.

    In a Leipzig lift:
    DO NOT ENTER THE LIFT BACKWARDS, AND ONLY WHEN LIT UP.

    Hotel elevator, Belgrade:
    TO MOVE THE CABIN, PUSH BUTTON FOR WISHING FLOOR. IF THE CABIN SHOULD ENTER
    MORE PERSONS, EACH ONE SHOULD PRESS A NUMBER OF WISHING FLOOR. DRIVING IS
    THEN GOING ALPHABETICALLY BY NATIONAL ORDER.

    Hotel lift, Paris:
    PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK.

    Hotel, Athens:
    VISITORS ARE EXPECTED TO COMPLAIN AT THE OFFICE BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 9 AND
    11 AM DAILY.

    Hotel, Yugoslavia:
    THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

    Hotel, Japan:
    YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

    Sign in Japanese public bath:
    FOREIGN GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO PULL COCK IN TUB.

    Sign in men's toilet in Japan:
    TO STOP LEAK TURN COCK TO THE RIGHT.

    In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
    YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET
    COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.

    Hotel catering to skiers, Austria:
    NOT TO PERAMBULATE THE CORRIDORS IN THE HOURS OF REPOSE IN THE BOOTS OF
    ASCENSION.

    Taken from a menu, Poland:
    SALAD A FIRM'S OWN MAKE; LIMPID RED BEET SOUP WITH CHEESY DUMPLINGS IN THE
    FORM OF A FINGER; ROASTED DUCK LET LOOSE; BEEF RASHERS BEATEN UP IN THE
    COUNTRY PEOPLE'S FASHION.

    Supermarket, Hong Kong:
    FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE, WE RECOMMEND COURTEOUS, EFFICIENT SELF-SERVICE.

    Dry cleaner's, Bangkok:
    DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

    Outside a dress shop, Paris:
    DRESSES FOR STREET WALKING.

    Outside a dress shop, Hong Kong:
    LADIES HAVE FITS UPSTAIRS.

    Tailor shop, Rhodes:
    ORDER YOUR SUMMERS SUIT.BECAUSE IS BIG RUSH, WE WILL EXECUTE CUSTOMERS IN
    STRICT ROTATION.

    In an East African newspaper:
    A NEW SWIMMING POOL IS RAPIDLY TAKING SHAPE SINCE THE CONTRACTORS HAVE
    THROWN IN THE BULK OF THEIR WORKERS.

    Hotel, Vienna:
    IN CASE OF FIRE, DO YOUR UTMOST TO ALARM THE HOTEL PORTER.

    A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
    IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF
    DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS
    THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.

    Hotel, Zurich:
    BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE
    BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.

    An advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
    TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.

    From a Russian book on Chess:
    A LOT OF WATER HAS BEEN PASSED UNDER THE BRIDGE SINCE THIS VARIATION HAS
    BEEN PLAYED.

    A laundry in Rome:
    LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.

    Tourist agency, Czechoslovakia:
    TAKE ONE OF OUR HORSE-DRIVEN CITY TOURS. WE GUARANTEE NO MISCARRIAGES.

    Advert for donkey rides, Thailand:
    WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

    In the window on a Swedish furrier:
    FUR COATS MADE FOR LADIES FROM THEIR OWN SKIN.

    The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:
    GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE.

    Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan:
    STOP. DRIVE SIDEWAYS.

    In a Swiss mountain inn:
    SPECIAL TODAY - NO ICE-CREAM.

    Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
    WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.

    On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
    IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST VISIT TO THE USSR, YOU ARE WELCOME TO IT.

    Cocktail lounge, Norway:
    LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

    At a Budapest zoo:
    PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO
    THE GUARD ON DUTY.

    Doctor's office, Rome:
    SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

    Hotel, Acapulco:
    THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE.

    Information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner, Japan: COOLES AND
    HEATES: IF YOU WANT JUST CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL
    YOURSELF.

    Car rental brochure, Tokyo:
    WHEN PASSENGER OF FOOT HEAVE IN SIGHT, TOOTLE THE HORN. TRUMPET HIM
    MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST, BUT IF HE STILL OBSTACLES YOUR PASSAGE THEN TOOTLE HIM
    WITH VIGOR.
     
  2. Safinn

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    Lol only read a few but they are very funny.

     
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    lmao post of the day :D
     
  4. MunkyMagikUK

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    At least this isn't a :| worthy thread! ;)

    Some of them are good, got to love foreigners who can't translate to English properly!
     
  5. Trebor

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    ROFL great post there Mikhail. Engrish can be so funny at times. If anyone wants more funny translations go here: Engrish.com
     
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    Thanks for the website Trebor! Some great stuff on there.
     
  7. DyNaMiiXx

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    LMFAO! Funny
     
  8. stument

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    Some of those are actually pretty good!! When i begin traveling im going to try and find them and take a few picies!
     
  9. Chubato

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    YehXD nice one
     

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