How to use a toilet in the UK

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  1. Nimrod

    Nimrod Exotic Vendor

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    For those of you wondering:

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  2. BSmith

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    Very informative, thanks for this. Where was it found by the way?
     
  3. xzKinGzxBuRnzx

    xzKinGzxBuRnzx The Feature Man

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    LAMO, wow Nimrod. Thanks for the useful information. I'll remember this just incase I ever visit the UK. :D
     
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    Lol, how can you e stupid enough not to do them?
     
  5. MunkyMagikUK

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    You would be surprised. Some people have the intelligence of a cabbage.
     
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    Oh my it all makes sense now, I used to stand on the seat and end up making a right mess of it ;) Ill try this new method out immediately. This would mean I can also leave the toilet clean for the next user and just wash my hands instead of needing to have a bath! Amazing, thanks :D

    That wasn’t on the door in your dorm room was it? lmao
     
  7. Trebor

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    Oh deary me that is pure comedy gold right there Nimrod :D. I suppose drunken students might need instructions such as these.
     
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    LOL, who stands on a toilet.

    That picture reminded me of this:
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    Lmao this thread is just cracking me up, I award it thread of the month hands down :D
     
  11. Trebor

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    Cpp that 3rd picture is correct. Isn't that what most people do when they've had too much to drink? The last one from that picture is awesome. I've heard of dog lovers but people actually acting like one...... Seen that picture before Assasin but it still cracks me up.
     
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    My personal favorite is the one with fishing pole.
     
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    so thats what i have been doing wrong all these years. its all so clear to me now lol
     
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    In greece don't you throw shitty toilet paper into a bin?
     
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    Thread of the month :D, made me laugh straight away
     
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    Bottom right is hilarious.
     
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    Did you guys find these signs in public bathrooms or what? And yes I'm asking a straight question.
     
  18. Nimrod

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    My one a friend found in Bath University's (UK) public toilets.
     
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    This is by far the funniest thread i've seen!!
     
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    Very informative nimrod. I may print those out and take them with me if I ever visit the UK.
     

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