AntiNaz
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So, I was swimming in the deep end at my local swimming pool and I noticed my coach was walking near the side of pool. As sharks usually sneak up to their pray, I did the same! As I got closer and closer, I used my powerful upper body (Crackdown reference from the manual.) and lifted myself out of the water. Doing so, I yelled, "I'M A SHARK, FEAR ME!" My coach, being a bodybuilder, was so surprised, he nearly fell into the pool. He made me swim 25 dive 100's but as soon as I left the diving block, I made sure to yell, "I'M A SHARK!" at the top of my lungs. I recieved many comments on my behavior from the lifegaurds and parents telling me that I should get a shark fin so I could really be a shark! What do you guys think about that? Also, I do not think KingBurnz is a cat, but a sly beaver. The reason why I think that is because he is very evasive in games that Nimrod and I played. Beavers are evasive! If you do not like this post, I will appear in your bathtub and eat you since I am, indeed, a Shark.
Love,
AntiNaz
Love,
AntiNaz

