My daughters rocked: I smoked weed with a black guy because im sexy... <- not awesome to say bout my little girl but read mine below...
mine: I did a blowjob to a travesty because i stink... wow thats... ummm... even my wifes is friggin awesome...
My girlfriends: I pissed on a piece of shit because im sexy... wtf!
I'm loling and confused and pissed off all in one